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PostSubject: Science Jokes   Sun May 10, 2015 6:03 am

A photon walks into an airport and the attendant asks, "sir, do you have any baggage?"
The photon laughs and says, "Nah, I'm travelling light."

Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding and the police officer asks, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am."

Two atoms were walking down the street. One of them says to the other, "I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "are you sure?"
The first atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Haaaaaaa Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Science Jokes   Sun May 10, 2015 6:21 am

Dog 1: "Hey, did you ever work with that guy Pavlov?"
Dog 2: "Rings a bell"

More of a psych joke, but whatever. Razz mpc
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PostSubject: Re: Science Jokes   Sun May 10, 2015 6:27 am

Oh, and one in French!
(Credit goes to Vore-Tex from FPSB)

Quel est le fromage préféré du physicien ?
C'est la tomme.

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PostSubject: Re: Science Jokes   Mon May 11, 2015 5:47 pm

one day i am walking down the street and i feel like a pretty woman.....end
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PostSubject: Re: Science Jokes   Tue May 12, 2015 3:17 am

KURINTO wrote:
one day i am walking down the street and i feel like a pretty woman.....end

Oh, yup that happens to me all the time Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Science Jokes   Tue May 12, 2015 12:36 pm

Lol confirmed.
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PostSubject: Re: Science Jokes   Wed May 13, 2015 5:37 pm

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